catstiel-kitten-of-the-lord

bennyslegs:

sherlock being a dirty bastard and memorizing john’s routine and when he’s most likely to masturbate and eavesdropping on it, until overhearing john say “sher.. lock..” under his breath one night and then being so shocked he stumbles and makes a loud racket outside john’s door and john calls out “sherlock??” and sherlock JUST RUNS AWAY AND DOESN’T COME HOME FOR A WEEK